Have you ever tie-wrapped your sleeve to a bread bag? I have.
Have you ever forgotten where you parked and reported your car as stolen? I have.
There have been other strange experiences, too. For instance, I question whether I rinsed my hair as I step out of the shower. Or I remember what I wore on the first day of kindergarten, but couldn’t conjure up the word, “bagel”.
These incidents (and many, many others) prompted me to try to find an answer. Dr. Google had many suggestions. There were the Vitamin Bs; ginseng; Ginkgo biloba; green tree extract; rosemary essential oil; duck tape; all promising me the ability to speak Cantonese, after one dose.
For me, they all failed.
When Beef Brain was mentioned for human brain support (hurl), I chose something more mainstream (never mind that I saw an ad on TV). Neuriva is manufactured in the U.S., contains no preservatives or additives and is decaffeinated. So, in my cart it went. The results? Surprising!!
My focus improved tremendously. I no longer had to re-read 5 pages of a book to remember where I left off. My days of bouncing around like a pinball were over. Vocabulary recall was within me and was coming to the surface! (I am unquestionably speaking with increased eloquence–see how I did that?). I can remember six-digit validation codes sent to my phone. I’m learning Photoshop Elements! I now feel competent, positive and in control.
And now, the disclaimer. I’m not a doctor. I am not slinging pills. I just want to share my experience and offer encouragement to anyone with memory or focus problems to speak with their health professional. I was floored with the results. Maybe you will be, too.
Over 20 years ago, I would help my mother make Refrigerator Pickles. They were easy (no canning required), they were delicious (they went with everything) and they COULD last up to 2 years (although they never lasted that long)!
Last week, my son asked if we could make them. We visit our local Farmer’s Market weekly, and I had picked up a half of a bushel of pickling cucumbers. Since my friend, Stephanie, and her children haven’t taught me how to make their “Cucumber Slushies” yet, I had nothing else planned for the fresh beauties.
INGREDIENTS
6 cups sliced pickling cucumbers
1 cup sliced onion
2 cups white vinegar
2 cups granulated sugar
2 tsp celery seed
4 tbls iodized salt
INSTRUCTIONS
PREPARE LIQUID
In a large pot, add vinegar, sugar, celery seed and salt. Stir and bring to a boil. Let boil for 3 minutes. Set aside to cool.
PREPARE VEGETABLES
Wash the cucumbers and remove the blossom end. If you leave the blossom end, it will make your pickles bitter.
Slice the cucumbers fairly thinly and as uniformly as possible.
Years ago, Irene gave us a 1 Second Slicer and it made short work of the cucumber slicing! You can purchase one for about $30 at Walmart, Amazon and other retail stores.
Slice 1-2 medium sized yellow or white onions. I quarter them then cut the quarters into slices, but it’s truly just a preference. You can slice them larger, smaller or even chop them if that is your preference. We have even made these pickles for friends and totally eliminated the onion.
PACK IN JARS
Pack the cucumber slices into clean glass jars, periodically adding the onion. Sort of “layering” but the onion is not a full layer. Continue to pack cucumber, onion, cucumber, etc. until it reaches the shoulder of the jar, leaving the neck empty. We use 1 gallon glass jars because it takes up less room in the refrigerator, but wide-mouth quart jars work as well.
Pour the cooled liquid over the sliced cucumbers and onion. Let sit for 15-20 minutes. The cucumbers will begin to “shrink” and the liquid should eventually cover them. You may need to give them a slight push to get them below the liquid.
Close with jar lid and refrigerate.
You can begin to eat them in 2 days and they will stay good for up to 2 years in the refrigerator.
We had a half of a bushel which made 2 gallon jars and 8 quart jars and left plenty of cucumbers for salads, etc. The entire process from beginning to end took us less then 2 hours. I hope you enjoy them!
Do you want more ideas for cucumbers? We may not have Stephanie’s Cucumber Slushie recipe (yet), but we have more ideas! Read our article “An Abundance of Cucumbers” by clicking the link or searching on our site for “Cucumber”. Do you have recipes for cucumbers that you’d like to share? Please add them in the Comments. We’d love to try them!
Hidden in the wilderness and forests around the world are trolls! I AM SERIOUS!
These giant Scandinavian trolls are huge (between 13 and 60 feet tall and up to 50 feet long) and although they look a tad intimidating, they’re actually whimsical, mostly peaceful and definitely fun.
Thomas Dambo, a Danish artist based in Copenhagen, Denmark, builds giant wooden trolls all around the world and hides them in the wilderness and forests.
He builds all of these enormous sculptures using local recycled material – what most people consider trash – and transforms it into something wonderful and magical. He hopes to lure people away from their computer screens and into the wild to reconnect with nature. Not a bad thing, in my opinion.
Here in Kentucky, we’re fortunate enough to have 3 Trolls right up the road in Bernheim Forest and we visit our “FOREST GIANTS IN A GIANT FOREST” often. We’ve even taken most of our visiting friends to meet them. It’s still a wonderful surprise when we’re walking around the lake and see Little Elina appear in the distance.
Since Bernheim is right in the heart of Bourbon Country, it’s no surprise that Momma Loumari and her 2 children, Little Nis and Little Elina, are made of massive amounts of bourbon barrel staves. I have hundreds of photos, but decided to limit them to just these.
The Dambo trolls range in age from small children to wizened old men. Each troll has a unique personality and a story. They are made to be interactive – there are places to climb and sit – and I’ve overheard many children conversing with a troll during a visit.
You can hunt for Dambo’s trolls all over the world, from Denmark to Germany, from Australia to South Korea and from China to America!
Sadly, there are a few trolls that you can no longer visit.
OLAV THE WOLF
Olav the Wolf was a sculpture built for a rock festival (Copenhell) in Copenhagen, Denmark in 2015. Following festival tradition, Olav was set on fire at the end of the festival and is now “back in hell to feed from the souls of the damned.”
HECTOR EL PROTECTOR
In Culebra, Puerto Rico, Hector El Protector would throw rocks at anyone that wanted to hurt the island. He was destroyed by a hurricane. The locals missed their protector and asked Thomas Dambo to rebuild him.
In 2019, Dambo created a more peaceful version, The Return of Hector El Protector. The new protector holds out a lantern to show any future hurricane how beautiful the island is. The hurricane can then move on without destroying the island.
SIMON SELFMADE
Simon Selfmade was temporarily built in the small town of Tilst, outside of Aarhus, Denmark. It was intended to move Simon Selfmade to a new location so he was not attached to the ground. Before Simon could finish making his left foot, he was also destroyed by a hurricane.
The community was so saddened by his disappearance, that a 14 year old girl, Anine, took it upon herself to raise enough money to cover all of the expenses of his resurrection. She succeeded in only 4 days. Being a creative artist, Dambo didn’t want to duplicate Simon exactly so he changed the sculpture. When he rebuilt Simon, he added a friend, Anine.
ISAK HEARSTONE
Isak Heartstone was made for Breckenridge Creative Arts Festival “BreckCreate“. He got his name after three little girls came by and gave Isak a stone heart. Thomas Dambo put the heart in the sculpture.
Isak was so popular, that on some days he would have more than 3.000 visitors. This made some neighbors angry, and unfortunately, Isak was taken down. He is now looking for a new home in Breckenridge, and will hopefully return soon.
“THE TROLL HUNT” TROLLS
Then there are the 6 Trolls of “The Troll Hunt”. Built in the Morton Arboretum in Lisles, Illinois (just outside of Chicago), the 6 wonderful trolls were deliberately taken down by the museum despite the fact that Morton had its 2 best attendance years in it’s 100 year history while the trolls were there. The trolls were dismantled and removed in February 2021. It’s so sad (and angering!) that we’ll never get to visit Furry Emma, Joe the Guardian, Little Arturs, Niels Bragger, Rocky Bardur or Sneaky Socks Alexa, these wonderful protectors of nature.
In Troll Hunt, the trolls had gotten tired of the humans continuous pollution and destruction of their beloved nature. They decided to take matters into their own hands and catch the little beings to teach them a lesson.
There’s still many trolls waiting for a visit. I have combed the internet and tried to present the remaining Dambo trolls (and a few other installations) for your viewing pleasure. I hope you enjoy it. Hopefully, more trolls will be springing up around the world soon. May the forest be with you!
Most of this information came from the Thomas Dambo website. You can follow Thomas Dambo and his trolls (and other installations) at https://thomasdambo.com
MORE TROLLS, SCULPTURES AND INSTALLATIONS:
BELGIUM
“THE 7 TROLLS AND THE MAGICAL TOWER” are in De Schorre, Boom, Belgium
“They were seven good friends both together and alone by the river in the valley in the forest they had home they had seen the sun set and rise a million times the seven trolls stood as tall as the pines”
DENMARK
“THE 6 FORGOTTEN GIANTS” can be remembered near Coppenhagen, Denmark in the western municipalities of Copenhagen: Rødovre, Hvidovre, Vallensbæk, Ishøj, Albertslund and Høje Taastrup.
“FEEL HORSENS” (Troels the Troll and his 2 children, Laura and Julian) are ready to play with you in, of course, Horsens, Denmark
MR. AND MRS. SCRAPWOOD AND LIMBOLAND
Mr. and Mrs. Scrapwood were two troll sculptures built to form an entrance to the Danish music festival “Smukfest” (Beauty Fest). By pushing a button inside Mrs. Scrapwood, limbo music would start to play and the trolls would lower their hands to perform a cheer, forcing people to limbo through the entrance.
“DEN KÆMPESTORE TROLDEFOLKEFEST!” (THE GIANT TROLL FOLK FEST!) features 10 sculptures all over Denmark
When travel was restricted in 2019-2020, Dambo’s projects around the world were canceled. His brilliant solution was to create a nationwide treasure hunt for trolls! Volunteers provided materials, time, labour and support. They succeeded in transforming a dark time into a magical one.
If you’re driving all over Denmark to see “DEN KÆMPESTORE TROLDEFOLKEFEST!” you should also include these wonderful creatures in your plans.
BIG BOSS BERTEL was made as a part of “Rising Architecture Week” in Copenhagen in 2015. Through the week, visitors of the conference would burn tattoos into wooden boards to be used in building the troll in the Ørestaden area in Copenhagen. Inside the sculpture there’s a stairway. You can go up the stairs and see the view over Ørestaden through his hat.
“Fred” means peace in Danish and Frederikke was made after the terrorist attacks in Paris and Copenhagen in 2015. Frederikke is a peace bringing woman who breaks guns, hoping to bring an end to all the shootings and violent acts caused by political and religious conflicts around the world.
CHINA
“IT SOUNDED LIKE A MOUNTAIN FELL” in Wulong, China
GERMANY
In Hamburg, Germany, “ANNA OF GREEN” represents a goddess of nature. Her body is within Mother Earth, and only her head is above ground. Her hair is a seven meter tall tree.
KOREA
“THE MOUNTAIN TROLLS” are in Pyeonggang, South Korea
PUERTO RICO
“WILSON’S CAR” was last seen in San Juan, Puerto Rico
AUSTRALIA
In Gold Coast, Australia, you might run into Rob the Snake, Steve the Shark and Kangaroo Kat.
USA – WYOMING
MAMA MIMI (Dambo’s 80thinstallation) can be found at Rendezvous Park in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. They even published tips to “Troll like a Local“. Maybe they would adopt Isak Heartstone?
USA – FLORIDA
“TERJE, BERTA AND THE BANYAN TREE” – Terje and Berta are lost and looking for their mother. They can be found at South Florida’s premier Cultural Arts Park in Pinecrest Gardens, Miami, Florida
The giant sculpture “JOEN AND THE GIANT BEETLE literally just appeared one morning during Miami Art Week on the corner of 5th Street in Wynwood, Miami.
You may find these friendly fellows during the Halloween music festival “Hullaween” in Suwannee Music Park near Live Oak, Florida.
There isn’t enough room in the refrigerator to store all the food prepared for Thanksgiving. What do you do? If the temperatures are cold enough, you can use the garage, deck or patio as auxiliary cold space, but before you do, read below.
We were still living in the suburbs of Detroit; a family friend was hosting Thanksgiving dinner for about 20 guests. Food was covered and stored in their unattached garage. Near the dinner hour, several of us went out to the garage to bring in the food to heat and serve. Apparently, the garage door was left open revealing some sort of circus inside. A family (or two), of muskrats from the Ecorse Creek were jumping on plates, tearing off foil and plastic wrap and pushing each other to get at the pies, salads, and yam casserole. I half expected them to start tumbling or eating fire.
Man! They loved that yam casserole!
I don’t remember where, but I came across this simple but brilliant solution!
